Sunday, August 2, 2009

Where is the Fun?

  • No more spitting contests.
  • No more spitting seeds at your sisters (or brothers, if you dare).
  • No more volunteer watermelon plants coming up in the lawn or flower beds.
  • No more threats of, "If you eat the seeds, watermelon will grow out your ears!"
  • No more threats of, "If you eat the seeds, watermelon will grow out your mouth!"
  • No more looking in the mirror, wide-mouthed, trying to see the start of a watermelon vine coming up your throat.
  • No more seeds?????
Thank goodness they haven't mutated out the grin shape or the red-stained face!
And, by the way, it's 'waterbutton' to him and, yes, he's wearing a Halloween Indian costume Joe wore in Kindergarten!

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