Thursday, September 3, 2009

Gotta Do It

Alan is possessed! However, he has merged his new role as mighty trapper with that of mighty matchmaker.

IFA has been plagued by a squirrel. So, who you gonna call???? Alan, of course. He goes home to get his trap so he can save the day at IFA. Low and behold, what does he find? He's already got a squirrel in the trap!
He gets the brilliant idea to use his garden squirrel as bait for his IFA squirrel. I didn't dare ask him if he had deduced whether they were of the opposite sex or not. Some things are just best left unasked . . . and unknown. Well, I hate to admit it, but his little scheme worked.
Alan can now take credit for his first attempt at matchmaking. I wonder how many people in arranged marriages feel . . . 'trapped'?? Anyway, I guess I can no longer refer to Alan as unromantic!

PS: Krisy says there's a dead skunk in the middle of the road by their house. Maybe Alan should have tried his truck instead of the trap??

1 comment:

  1. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make them a match. Good for you, Alan. Keep up the good work. I hope Alan didn't kill the skunk in the road headed to be matchmaker with the skunks. Sometimes problems just go away when you get your mind on other things.