Question #1. From your life experiences, identify the following picture:
So many possibilities, huh? And I'm sure they're all good ideas. However, this is actually a picture of seven (7) chocolate chip cookies. Minus, of course, the chocolate chips. What can I say? I needed chocolate and that was the only chocolate I could find in the house. It probably took all of 30 seconds to break down the cookies into ice cream topping sized chunks in order to locate and devour all of the chocolate chips. You will notice the cookies were not broken down into uniform size chunks. That is because, as far as I can tell, my sister, aka Iman, aka Lily, aka Hogger of all Good Things in Life, pretty well got all the OCD genes. I'm not totally without special capabilities, however. I am a quick learner. Since the cookies were frozen, I was quick to take note that the chocolate chips would also be frozen. Therefore, I let them melt in my mouth so as not to create the need for another crown.
Question #2: From your life experiences, identify the following pictures:
Or, their peaceful little world was taken over by evil little cookie balls, distinguishable from good little cookie balls only by the little brown hats they wore. (But, who, you might ask, wore the little brown hats? The Evil Little Cookie Balls or the Good Little Cookie Balls?)
Sweet Addictions. Buried in my genetic makeup just like the ruins of Pompeii are buried in centuries of hardened dirt. What more can I say? Oh, yeah, except to emphasize that there is no perfect little world where it takes approximately sixteen (16) days to excavate a site of this magnitude. Unless, of course, you do not suffer, as I do, from an Addictive Personality.